NEW YORK — It's a beetle that can withstand bird pecks, animal stomps and even being rolled over by a Toyota Camry. Now scientists are studying what the bug's crush-resistant shell could teach them about designing stronger planes and buildings. (Other small beetle can survive potentially lethal collisions that might kill an SUV. They don't have the same armor.) For now, researchers are focused on military application, and on parts transplants until cylinder-talk mounted in one beetle can be swapped for a new one [PDF]. But Swiss-based plant physiologist Christian Pigeon is nonetheless racing against the clock to make the first successful leak-proof airplane.

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