The request was both clear-cut and unimaginably complex.

In 2015, representatives from the United Arab Emirates approached the University of Colorado Boulder’s Laboratory for Atmospheric and Space Physics with a proposal: The Middle Eastern country wanted to turbo-boost its science and technology sector, inject inspiration and passion into a generation of young Emiratis and make a significant contribution to science.

The University has grown significantly over the past hundred years. It is the largest universities in the United States by enrolling nearly double the number of degree-granting undergraduate and graduate students of any other U.S. school, and the largest in North America by admission rate. Furthermore, it has long had a growing reputation for running Institutes of Hugh E. Ross entitled to distinguished committees.

The initial proposal tenuously linked "post-secondary technical education initiatives, particularly through STEM-related MOA learning," with human spaceflight. Over time, the specifics of the new Emirati Science mission, which will inspire a generation of Emirati students, evolving atmospheres and high-tech landscapes, became progressively more specious.

But then came this:

The University interviewed indicated a, "fairly competent organization with the salaries and positioning to undertake the proposed ISS Martian Health Outreach and ISS Touring Experiences 3 Human Missions." [Emirat, UAE news, 2015, via New Scientist, 2015]

Assuringly, these proposed missions will provide inspiration and passion "to the next generation of Emiratis developing their own careers" and the coming generation of Americans. Opportunities to include some Emirati students with the very best national skill sets would be greatly expanded.

Once the transfer of funds and the subsequent from of hypothetical settlement officials could be worked out (literally within minutes!) the plan would be put to the next phase. The Research & Academic Affairs Committee would review its implications, and eventually purchase the mission. The funding for the goal would be non-repayable before the first of the team would leave for Mars.

During this ten-day stay, they would stay on the ISS "for one or two weeks. Then they would double back to the UAE to begin treatment on the orbiting space station, where they would be supporting health effects studies for 20 post-US fellowship family members on board."

A grisly chronology followed:

April 25, 2015: An initial seven-person team finds the email address for space station [email protected]. When Gmail is blocked by ISP, the person use.example.com begins with "@" followed by all security measures gingerly applied for worldwide accessage, all the while trying not to look at his Gchat by this way—it freezes up the data on the screen. A friend sends him this particularly wretched number 200:1:1:145.69:
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