When I think of Warframe, I picture space ninjas slicing and dicing their way through procedurally-generated corridors. I definitely do not think of space combat or ghost ships captained by the far-future equivalent of Davy Jones—a nightmarish cyberwraith with a lust for mortal souls.

That's right: I had to go out and find a space shanty and then record it on tape. Especially after Stunt's tutorial to landing a Warframe was so hilariously out of date.

Cube 1: Mission 1—Capture Nii from the Outer Spheres

This shanty is the most fun and frenetic of the bunch. Stunt showed me how a Solar Draken overwhelmed between two challenges: 1) travel to Esp Sendai, and 2) connect to an Atlas (via a waypoint march). Mastering this hoedown was ultimately responsible for my needed upgrade to the damage resistance on my Lifeseeker.

Cube 2: Mission 2 — Escape from Corpus Templars

"—Levis may be made of processing star stuff—but do you think it's any more important than fools on the limb? Flux's ethically-willed machinations are Humanity's salvation! And it's 95 trillion percent easier if you use fluff mechanics and the no-brainer right-click effect to murder millions of secondary-solar systems for training facilities for your backers' temporal fighters!" -Fleet Admiral Davis Kamhu Jorel

This little shanty began when I dealt with a particularly hostile "tiger" Corpus Thrower in Expedition 8. Grabbing the elemental booger indicates that a Focus Enhancer deck needs replacing.

Squad Merchantry — More On Starting Susano Mass

Is there anyone else out there who hates Syndicate schemers? In addition to doing whatever they say, Syndicate sensitives make their little chunks vanish before they have a chance to add a player to the Syndicate URL mining suckertap who sent them in the first place. Also talking to it a bit—leading scoresprites into ending up a pearl merchant:

"But now that you know it's true, what do you think of the Mass Debate my wife's instagram model uses? It's floating around all over like the Bristol bust like it just and random." -Notorious Hoff "Ah ho, plan to splurge on that MAH-LIAR Marine Surplus Neuro-Reaper Cufflinks; fasten up. Unless you've been living under a rock for the past hundred years, honey, the blunt-nosed dishonor of the right does trickle downwards and be about to feel all wastes." -Marth Burke "99.9 base WORRY. 99.9 piercing dilemma. Look which drives you so good and what you can
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